+russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
+My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
+Octopus changes colour outside the water
It looks like it’s dying
Actually, octopi change color in the water too…in order to blend in with their surroundings for protection from predators and stealth when hunting.
You creepy, sneaky motherfucker.


