1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
Reach for the Sky-Social Distortion
Fix Me-Black Flag
It’s Real-Real Estate
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Probably Gwen Stefani. I LOVE her.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
Literally all my books are packed up from moving…
4) What do you think about most?
Jordan, music, things to do, and things i WANT to do.
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
“?Hello?!!?” from my mother. haha
6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
with underwear and my stitch doll
without a bra sometimes, i like to wear my non-supportive lace bra sometimes because it’s comfy and also cute anddd i can show it off to the boy ;)
7) What’s your strangest talent?
yo i don’t really know… i’ve yet to discover that.
8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
girls fuck my head up. guys are pigs straight up.
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
i never do. it’s always the finger tapping on the edge of a desk dreaming of a piano. or fingers for drums. i don’t think i could do guitar.
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
i just have so many weird things. i’m obsessive about how i do anything whether it’s the way i eat my food or my shower routine, it’s crazy.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
not recently like maybe i accidentally did somewhere… i guess my old septum piercing counts?
13) What’s your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
i’m not really sure. i haven’t been the picture taker in ages. i’m always in them.
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
of all time, that never changes no matter what? The Smiths.
17) What was the last lie you told?
that i do not want to be drunk right now.
18) Do you believe in karma?
what a bitch god
19) What does your URL mean?
i got it from a Misfits song
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
greatest weakness…. unfamiliar water, and being in it for too long. greatest strength… not giving a shit
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
no… not yet. i swear i will! i have to once in my life.
23) How do you vent your anger?
i get angry. like HULKSMASH ANGRYYYY.
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
no i’m not that interesting
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
face to face!
26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
mostly… i’d change some things
27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
sound i love: SKA, lately. sound i hate? children screaming
28) What’s your biggest “what if”?
what if i started playing music sooner?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
my left arm touches a camera. my right arm touches a printer.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
cat piss and teenage lust
32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
a shaggy old motel we were forced to stay in. it had bugs and it was stuck in a bad dusty 60s time warp.
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
guhhhuuum. am i a lesbian? i don’t think i find him attractive as much as i find him inspiring but i think of Rollins. and you better know who the fuck he is.
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
family, and music. i can’t put my whole heart into anything more worthwhile.
36) Define Art.
i could write you some intricate, pretty, well thought out paragraph and what i’m about to say is still so cliche but… everywhere. it’s fucking everywhere. why don’t you go for a walk?
37) Do you believe in luck?
i’m a pretty lucky gal.
38) What’s the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
bedtime for baby
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed
sometimes drive, and yes. which is why i sometimes drive. haha
41) What was the last book you read?
read and finished? Girlfriend in a Coma by Douglas Coupland. it’s Jordans favourite book.
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
other than ever possible variation of Emily, nope, not really.
44) What was the last movie you saw?
dark shadows. it wasn’t very good.
45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
i had a crazy ass bruise once, a fucked up allergic reaction on my face, and a broken collarbone. that’s about the extent of it.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
ah, mint ice cream and gatorade
48) What’s your sexual orientation?
how about a bit of both?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
many a time
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
yes very much. unless they apologize why would i ever forgive them? just no.
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
i try HARD to save but i just bought a house you see
54) What’s the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
i don’t kiss on the first date
56) In a relationship?
it should be obvious by now
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
not even close
59) Where were you yesterday?
other than my house, my mothers house.
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
there is a yellow wall
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
socks are for rich people
62) What’s your favorite animal?
i quite like elephants
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
show them my vagina
64) Where is your best friend?
best friends aren’t forever who knew
65) Take a screenshot of your most played songs on iTunes.
i’m not going to do all that effort i can just tell you it’s There is a Light that Never goes out by The Smiths.
66) What is your heritage?
Croatia and Belgian
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
you’ll think it’s hilarious.
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
yes i’m the baddest bitch
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
fuck my boss. i mean not literally. i would doggy paddle the dog to shore.
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
A)yes i can have whatever i want B)whatever i fucking want C)well i guess there’s good days and bad days.
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
acting like children together
77) How can I win your heart?
give me more chocolate for my butt.
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
i’ll answer that when i go insane.
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
adopting my african son tyrell
80) What size shoes do you where?
7 and a half
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
a lyric important to me
82) What is your favorite word?
cunt. but i don’t like just saying it you have to vocalize it with a bit of force.
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
my insides are melting.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
you’re annoying me.
85) What’s the last song you listened to?
all the same-real estate
86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?
leaning towards green, or red
87) What is your current desktop picture?
me and my baby brother
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
am i a vision of your imagination
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
stay dead still and think of different ways i can spring out of my bed and past the mummies as fast as possible. and working up the courage to do so.
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
being a kid like 12 years old that was good times
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
time i spent with people that could have been spent doing better stuff
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
tbh… i wouldn’t… i’m not a total fan girl of any celebrity.
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
not that i know of
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
no! i win!
98) Ever been on a plane?
only a billion times
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
get the fuck over it
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
i’m not on tumblr enough sorry but i do creep ohheyjordan.tumblr.com a lot